Day: February 12, 2014

Duck this place

If you go to the park and you want ducks to follow you around, you need to bring food. If you feed them they will follow you.

If you go the park and want the ducks to follow you with no food, You’re just the idiot at the park standing there like a dumb ass. 

Moral of the story: Don’t be that person because no one will like you.